The German Sparkle Party

need I say more?

25 May
25 May

potatoandotherwise:

potatoandotherwise:

potatoandotherwise:

oh, maybe this stuff isn’t so badimage

what’s that weird feeling….

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where the fuck did this come fromimage

are those leggings

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WHY IS MY HAIR THIS HIGH ON MY HEAD

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OH GODimage

u kno my name not my story<3image

I MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THIS WAS TO DO

which little string bean brought this back

25 May lieutenant-twitch:

froopoo:

burnt-roses-fallen:

The Death Rose (Rosa calvaria) is a rare and mysterious plant species. Beautiful when blooming, the buds form skull like faces when wilting.
Biologists still don’t understand how the Death Rose forms these shocking designs as they are impossible to grow in lab experiments.


i’m sorry but this doesn’t exist, the picture is a chance picture of a normal rose that happened to wilt into a skull shape, Rosa calvaria is a non-existent plant.
If you attempt to google Rosa calvaria, all the images will be this one, if related at all, and the descriptions that come up are the exact same as the one above.

lieutenant-twitch:

froopoo:

burnt-roses-fallen:

The Death Rose (Rosa calvaria) is a rare and mysterious plant species. Beautiful when blooming, the buds form skull like faces when wilting.
Biologists still don’t understand how the Death Rose forms these shocking designs as they are impossible to grow in lab experiments.

i’m sorry but this doesn’t exist, the picture is a chance picture of a normal rose that happened to wilt into a skull shape, Rosa calvaria is a non-existent plant.

If you attempt to google Rosa calvaria, all the images will be this one, if related at all, and the descriptions that come up are the exact same as the one above.

25 May

(Source: saorseronans)

25 May

ghostfishkrillah:

tumblr amazes me because i can log off for an hour and by the time i’ve come back i managed to miss an entire dashboard trend beginning, ending, and being overused to hell and back

25 May capteinzacharie:

bro-just:

okay but apparently LE can unhinge his jaw like a snake

capteinzacharie:

bro-just:

okay but apparently LE can unhinge his jaw like a snake

photo MatingCherubs2_zps6f347c67.gif

25 May joealder:

cancerously:

lovingatyler:

Oh…
So this…WASN’T filmed on…….a soundstage?
Oh.
This is most def creepy as fuck.

sorry but can you imagine driving by one day and just seeing the fucking teletubbies out your window
like they turn to look at you and you just fucking GUN IT because oHGOD THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU

Welcome.
Welcome to AREA FUCKING 51.

joealder:

cancerously:

lovingatyler:

Oh…

So this…
WASN’T filmed on…
….a soundstage?

Oh.

This is most def creepy as fuck.

sorry but can you imagine driving by one day and just seeing the fucking teletubbies out your window

like they turn to look at you and you just fucking GUN IT because oHGOD THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU

Welcome.

Welcome to AREA FUCKING 51.

(Source: makeitlouder)

25 May
25 May

jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

25 May

spenacethemenace:

lesb1an:

keepmyheadabove:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

What cuties

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

(Source: bb-forever)